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Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008

Playing Swiss teams, you pick up the following hand in first seat, white on red.

Qxxx

Jxxxxxx
xx

Your team isn’t doing very well (not because of anything you’ve done, of course), so you decide to try 3D.

LHO, untroubled, bids 3H.

Partner now goes into the tank.  You make a mental note not to draw any inferences from his apparent agony.  He finally doubles.

RHO passes.

Your turn.

Answer to Stupid Stuff No. 3

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Friday, July 18th, 2008

In first seat, you hold:

AKxxx
KQx
xx
Qxx

You of course open 1S. 

Lefty passes. 

Partner now announces a skip bid and pulls out the 4N card. 

Righty waits for the requisite ten seconds and then passes, with the faintest of smirks on his face.

Your call…

Wow — somehow you’ve never discussed this one with your partner.  What should you bid now?  (Assume you play 0314 RKCB.)

  • A:  Pass (balanced minimum)
  • B:  5C (better minor)
  • C:  5D (one ace)
  • D:  5H (two keycards)
  • E:  5S (no side ace to cuebid)

Answer to Stupid Stuff No. 2

Stupid Stuff

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

Let’s say you’re on lead against 3NT, and you have decided to lead from an unbid suit in which your holding is AKxx.

What is the correct card to lead?

  • A: The Ace.
  • B: The King.
  • C: It depends on what you have agreed to lead from AK.
  • D: A small card.

Answer to Stupid Stuff No. 1